Apologies to Aesop

Apologies to Aesop

The Intermediate and Tempo rides were both heading to Coleford; the Intermediate route was shorter but with some off-road, ours longer with more climbing. It was a straight showdown; tortoises versus hares! Us hares shot off, only to be caught by the tortoises at the...

Mission Impossible!

Our mission, which five riders chose to accept, was to cycle to Moreton-in-Marsh. On the way, we encountered many near-impossible obstacles that the evil entity had placed in our way, the first being Ham Hill. Unlike Tom Cruise, none of the riders needed Hayley Atwell...
Today’s the day!

Today’s the day!

I’m sure you’re all aware that it’s a special day today – the greeting card shops, pubs, and restaurants have been banging on about it for weeks. It is of course Prune Day! A celebration of dried plums. I put some on my porridge before reading...
Birds & Bridges (and Gospel Pass)

Birds & Bridges (and Gospel Pass)

I have long expressed the view that times starting with an “8” are far too early for cycling, and the Cockerel at Birdwood obviously agreed, giving his customary morning greeting as we cycled past. A well disciplined group shared the wind and kept the...
Calories in, calories out

Calories in, calories out

I’m using my wife’s Garmin at the moment, mine failed to survive the infamous ‘wet weather training camp’ at Nerja. She has it configured to show ‘calories burned’ on the main screen. When we are touring together she keeps an eye on...